*me: finally calms down after the absolute blessing that was bakery* *melanie: lol it’s not over*

I love how angelically aggresive this is

Me just expecting “The Bakery”: YES OMG WOAH!!!!! Me getting the whole ep: i-

YALLL!!! If you listen to Recess, Fire Drill, Test Me, and then DEATH, it actually sounds like a cohesive transition into the PORTALS album

I love how she sounds so empowered saying she's just a human. Most of the songs that talk about beging humans are kind of: I'm just a human who makes mistakes and that's okay... she's: I'm mortal, but there's nothing that I can't do if I try, so test me b**ch.

You can say a lot about her but you can't say she isn't a hard worker. She literally had just put out an album plus movie going along with it, and now seven more songs. Bloody hell mate what a bloody hard worker.

going back to melanie after going on a marathon of listening to other artists feels so welcoming 😭

Melanie: *releases the absolute BOP that is the bakery* Also Melanie: “AND I’LL DO IT AGAIN BAP BAP”

Unpopular opinion: This is the best song in After School

2020: horrible Melanie: making everything better

I used to think this was a bit too upbeat for sleep but no, this is perfect.

Her: *posts the bakery* Her again: *post numbers* Her again: *post test me*

**LYRICS** [Verse 1] Hey God, I'll be the jester Entertain ya to the best of my ability When I suffer more, fragility, when I answer Pay me for a reason, oh-oh So stop complaining, I'll have our seasons, oh-oh It's not just a joke or a lesson to live through Every which way and second there's a breakthrough [Chorus] I'm mortal, oh-oh-oh Defected by this form, oh-oh-oh So I'd rather be tested by goddesses Resting their heads upon pillows Of all they have learned [Verse 2] I'm not to be forgottеn Drop your books when I walk in Magic talks, without talking I'll make the most bеfore the coffin Born to be desired, oh-oh Gotta learn, yeah, eyes are always on the next score But space isn't there to always be filled up It's the quiet, the downtime to breathe in my lungs [Chorus] 'Cause I'm mortal, oh-oh-oh Defected by this form, oh-oh-oh So I beg to be tested by goddesses Resting their heads upon pillows Of all they have learned [Outro] 'Cause I'm mortal Test me, I'm mortal And I beg to be tested by goddesses Resting their heads upon pillows of all they have learned 'Cause I'm mortal, oh-oh-oh, defected by this form, oh-oh-oh And I beg to be tested by goddesses Resting their heads upon pillows of all they have learned 'Cause I'm mortal, oh-oh-oh (Give me an A+ if I'm doing this thing right) Oh-oh-oh, defected by this form, oh-oh-oh And I'd rather be be tested by goddesses Resting their heads upon pillows of all they have learned

[Intro] Ha, ha! Wooh! [Verse 1] Hey God, I'll be the jester Entertain ya to the best of my ability When I suffer more, fragility, when I answer Pay me for a reason, oh-oh So stop complaining, I'll have our seasons, oh-oh It's not just a joke or a lesson to live through Every which way and second there's a breakthrough [Chorus] I'm mortal, oh-oh-oh Defected by this form, oh-oh-oh So I'd rather be tested by goddesses Resting their heads upon pillows Of all they have learned [Verse 2] I'm not to be forgottеn Drop your books when I walk in Magic talks, without talking I'll make the most bеfore the coffin Born to be desired, oh-oh Gotta learn, yeah, eyes are always on the next score But space isn't there to always be filled up It's the quiet, the downtime to breathe in my lungs [Chorus] 'Cause I'm mortal, oh-oh-oh Defected by this form, oh-oh-oh So I beg to be tested by goddesses Resting their heads upon pillows Of all they have learned [Outro] 'Cause I'm mortal Test me, I'm mortal And I beg to be tested by goddesses Resting their heads upon pillows of all they have learned 'Cause I'm mortal, oh-oh-oh, defected by this form, oh-oh-oh And I beg to be tested by goddesses Resting their heads upon pillows of all they have learned 'Cause I'm mortal, oh-oh-oh (Give me an A+ if I'm doing this thing right) Oh-oh-oh, defected by this form, oh-oh-oh And I'd rather be be tested by goddesses Resting their heads upon pillows of all they have learned

Perfect bridge between k-12 and portals eras

Melanie: **posts** Crybabies: *waNNA SEE SOME REAL SPEED*

this song sounds like if carousal and nurses office had a child 🙈✨

Nobody: Melanie: Let me just casually drop some bangers.

A lot of difficult things have been happening lately, and every time I just breathe in, breathe out and say "it's the Goddesses testing me again"

Me: i'm going to sleep... Melanie, uploading all of after school: *no u don't*

2020: terrible Melanie: hold my sippy cup

My sleep: are u coming? Me: *see's Melanie Songs in the other direction* Me: Not today, my frend

i love the fact that it feels so passive aggressive, and mel's beautiful voice makes it all better, i love this song.

i cant be the only one who spaced out and just imagined a whole dance routine for this (I imagined a floor dancing and pole dancing routine combined)

Everyone’s talking about the comments or how early they are but can we all just appreciate this song and what an amazing person Mel is

god bless this woman.

*yes I’m that lyric person* Hey God, I'll be the jester Entertain ya to the best of my ability When I suffer more, fragility, when I answer Pay me for a reason, oh-oh So stop complaining, we all have our seasons, oh-oh It's not just a joke or a lesson to live through Every which way and second there's a breakthrough I'm mortal, oh-oh-oh Defected by this form, oh-oh-oh So I'd rather be tested by goddesses Resting their heads upon pillows Of all they have learned I'm not to bе forgotten Drop your books when I walk in Magic talks, without talking I'll make thе most before the coffin Born to be desired, oh-oh Gotta learn, yeah, eyes are always on the next score But space isn't there to always be filled up It's the quiet, the downtime to breathe in my lungs 'Cause I'm mortal, oh-oh-oh Defected by this form, oh-oh-oh So I beg to be tested by goddesses Resting their heads upon pillows Of all they have learned 'Cause I'm mortal Test me, I'm mortal And I beg to be tested by goddesses Resting their heads upon pillows of all they have learned 'Cause I'm mortal, oh-oh-oh, defected by this form, oh-oh-oh And I beg to be tested by goddesses Resting their heads upon pillows of all they have learned 'Cause I'm mortal, oh-oh-oh (Give me an A+ if I'm doing this thing right) Defected by this form, oh-oh-oh And I'd rather be be tested by goddesses Resting their heads upon pillows of all they have learned

This song has such a 'Come at me, b****' vibe

Me: Gets excited for bakery Also me: gets sad when it's over Melanie: think again bish

The fact that this is a bridge to PORTALS era and that only this song is cannon to Crybaby's storyline. The fact that it wad supposed to have a music video, but since playdate was more popular, mel spent her money on the lyric video for play date

Melanie: *drops After-school Ep* Me: sleep can wait.... I can be late for online school....what they gonna do, send me home?

mel: “drop your books when i walk in” crybabies: yes mam

This woman has no bad music

"So i rather be tested by goddesses resting their heads upon pillows" hits so hard

melanie in test me: im mortal crybaby in k-12: pardon me? (edit: ik the ep is about melanie and k-12 about her "character" crybaby, its just a joke)

Lyrics [Intro] Ha, ha! Wooh! [Verse 1] Hey God, I'll be the jester Entertain ya to the best of my ability When I suffer more, fragility, when I answer Pay me for a reason, oh-oh So stop complaining, I'll have our seasons, oh-oh It's not just a joke or a lesson to live through Every which way and second there's a breakthrough [Chorus] I'm mortal, oh-oh-oh Defected by this form, oh-oh-oh So I'd rather be tested by goddesses Resting their heads upon pillows Of all they have learned [Verse 2] I'm not to be forgottеn Trap your books when I walk in Magic talks, without talking I'll make the most bеfore the coffin Born to be desired, oh-oh Gotta learn, yeah, eyes are always on the next score But space isn't there to always be filled up It's the quiet, the downtime to breathe in my lungs [Chorus] 'Cause I'm mortal, oh-oh-oh Defected by this form, oh-oh-oh So I beg to be tested by goddesses Resting their heads upon pillows Of all they have learned [Outro] 'Cause I'm mortal Test me, I'm mortal And I beg to be tested by goddesses Resting their heads upon pillows of all they have learned 'Cause I'm mortal, oh-oh-oh, defected by this form, oh-oh-oh And I beg to be tested by goddesses Resting their heads upon pillows of all they have learned 'Cause I'm mortal, oh-oh-oh (Give me an A+ if I'm doing this thing right) Defected by this form, oh-oh-oh And I'd rather be be tested by goddesses Resting their heads upon pillows of all they have learned

This woman deserves more than she's getting.

100% volume with headphones isn’t enough.

If you think about it, the song sounds like If Nurses office and Teachers pet were one song, like it has the “Oooh” from nurses office and kinda has a beat from teachers pet

KZbin: Melanie Martinez Poste- Me: DON’T NEED TO TELL ME TWICE

Currently crying cause Melanie came back with a bomb ass album

Fun fact: Melanie wanted to make a music video for Test Me and even came up with the storyboards but her record label denied the budget for the video so it never got to be made

Alright- everyone's talking about how early they are but no one is talking bout how Amazing the song is and how Stunning Melanie is both talent-wise and appearance-wise

she literally can't make a bad song

Brain: Are you going to sleep? Me: Yea Brain: Did you forget to check that melanie released her ep? Me: O_O

It’s giving “spooky witchy vibes” like she’s conjuring up a spell over a cauldron 🧙🎃 haha guess I’m getting Halloween Vibes 😂

Use me like bottom of “I didn’t expect the whole ep”.

test me isn't just a song, it's a cultural reset, it's the oxygen you breathe, it's a lifestyle, a reason to breathe. It's food for the soul, a moment in history, what sets the dancefloor ablaze on the weekend.

“Im mortal, Deflected by this form”. That is the best lyric I’ve ever fcking heard in my stupid existence.

Melanie really is so much more than a singer... She composes, writes lyrics, designs costumes, prepares choreographies and so much more I can't even begin to describe... She also creates music, not for the sake of it, but to convey important social or personal messages and deep emotions through her songs... She truly is the definition of an ARTIST. 💖💖💖💖

Guys if we get enough streams on this song Melanie said we could possibly get a music video so just saying😌💅

And when the world needed her most, she returned.

Test Me is my favorite song from the After School EP.

Me: Nice the Bakery is coming out Me getting the whole ep: when-

I just finished watching bakery now this masterpiece. *chefs kiss*.

My favourite songs from each Melanie Martinez album Crybaby: Carousel K-12: Nurses Office After School: Test me ... i see a pattern lmao

lirycs: Ha, ha Woo Hey God, I'll be the jester Entertain ya to the best of my ability When I suffer more, fragility, when I answer Came here for a reason, oh-oh So stop complaining, all have our seasons, oh-oh It's not just a joke or a lesson to live through Every which way in second, there's a breakthrough I'm mortal, oh-oh-oh Deflected by this form, oh-oh-oh So I'd rather be tested by goddesses Resting their heads upon pillows Of all they have learned I'm not to be forgotten Trap your books when I walk in Magic talks, without talking I'll make the most before the coffin Born to be desired, oh-oh Gotta learn, yeah, eyes are always on the next score But space isn't there to always be filled up It's the quiet, the downtime to breathe in my lungs 'Cause I'm mortal, oh-oh-oh Deflected by this form, oh-oh-oh So I beg to be tested by goddesses Resting their heads upon pillows Of all they have learned 'Cause I'm mortal, oh-oh-oh Test me, I'm mortal, oh-oh-oh And I beg to be tested by goddesses Resting their heads upon pillows of all they have learned 'Cause I'm mortal, oh-oh-oh, defected by this form, oh-oh-oh And I beg to be tested by goddesses Resting their heads upon pillows of all they have learned 'Cause I'm mortal, oh-oh-oh (Give me an A+ if I'm doing this thing right) Deflected by this form, oh-oh-oh And I'd rather be be tested by goddesses Resting their heads upon pillows of all they have learned

fire drill + teacher's pet = test me edit: guys i mean that the sounds looks like a matter of sound of test me, not meaning, but its very similar to show and tell too

Me: *about to do chores* Melanie: *uploads* Me: “well it’s ok if my house is a little dirty”

I really wish she could at least win a Grammy and get into more interviews she really deserves it.

am i the only one who LOVES the album cover for this album edit: ik its only 6 but tysm for the likes

Melanie: releases 7 songs at the same time Me: likes all the songs before listening to them because I know they’ll be awesome❤️

Me: i should sleep, tomorrow i have online school Melanie Martinez: haha new ep goes brrr.

The part where she laughs in the beginning, it’s so …..majestic in a way .

Me saying I HATE 2020: Melanie: hold my bubble gum Also melanie: here's after school now shush

Plot twist: *melanie is literaly a test and yall failed in her*

Melanie: *_breathes_* No one: Me: Queen, Kingdom, Mommy, Universe, My everything

After school songs are so underrated ngl..

Why do I feel like this would be perfect for the end credits after a movie. Just imagine walking out of the movie theater after this masterpiece stops playing.

so she really just dropped all these bops AT THE SAME TIME and we're just supposed to HANDLE IT????

[Verse 1] Hey God, I'll be the jester Entertain ya to the best of my ability When I suffer more, fragility when I answer Came here for a reason, ah-ah So stop complaining, we all have our seasons, ah-ah It's not just a joke or a lesson to live through Every which way and second, there's a breakthrough [Chorus] I'm mortal, ah-ah-ah Defected by this form, ah-ah-ah So I'd rather be tested by goddesses Resting their heads upon pillows Of all they have lеarned [Verse 2] I'm not to be forgotten Drop your books whеn I walk in Magic talks without talking I'll make the most before the coffin Born to be desired, oh-oh Gotta learn, yeah, eyes are always on the next score But space isn't there to always be filled up It's the quiet, the downtime to breathe in my lungs [Chorus] 'Cause I'm mortal, ah-ah-ah Defected by this form, ah-ah-ah So I beg to be tested by goddesses Resting their heads upon pillows Of all they have learned 'Cause I'm mortal, ah-ah-ah Test me, I'm mortal, ah-ah-ah And I beg to be tested by goddesses Resting their heads upon pillows of all they have learned 'Cause I'm mortal, ah-ah-ah Defected by this form, ah-ah-ah And I beg to be tested by goddesses Resting their heads upon pillows of all they have learned [Outro] 'Cause I'm mortal, ah-ah-ah (Give me an A+ if I'm doing this thing right) Defected by this form, ah-ah-ah And I'd rather be tested by goddesses Resting their heads upon pillows of all they have learned

This song is a bridge between k-12 and PORTALS!!! AAH

I’m starting to have this phase where I start avoiding certain songs by Melanie because I’m too attached to the ones I listen to on repeat, but when I do try it I get chronically obsessed with the song, and that’s how I’m falling in love with this whole album

Teacher: Who is your favorite singer? Me: Melanie Martinez Teacher: Your favorite actor/actress? Me: Melanie Martinez Teacher: What about your favorite director? Me: Melaine Martinez Teacher: Someone other than Melanie Martinez Me: Cry Baby Teacher: Who's cry baby? Me: Melanie Martinez

Is anybody’s favorite part when she says “ I’d rather be tested by goddess resting their head upon pillows of all they have learned” cause mine is

HERE'S MY THEORY ON THE NEW MOVIE: crybaby has died BUT the lady in nurses office said she's immortal and she will have a new life again and again. There is also a small clip of a creature with 4 eyes inside a belly or something which shows a new life to crybaby. Melanie has also said she will use this song in the new movie and if you listen it repeats the word "immortal" JUST A THEORY

“I won’t be forgotten” that’s so true! As soon she dies she will not be forgotten like 💗💗 she’s our crybaby, and we’re her crybabies~ God thanks for the likes lol 💗 I hope you guys understand I don’t think her death is funny, I just wanted to point out that if she dies ✨I die too✨ but I really lov Mel she’s a big place in my heart, I hope your guys day are going well just wanted to let you know 👉🏻👈🏻

Lyrics: [Intro] Ha, ha! Wooh! [Verse 1] Hey God, I'll be the jester Entertain ya to the best of my ability When I suffer more, fragility, when I answer Pay me for a reason, oh-oh So stop complaining, I'll have our seasons, oh-oh It's not just a joke or a lesson to live through Every which way and second there's a breakthrough [Chorus] I'm mortal, oh-oh-oh Defected by this form, oh-oh-oh So I'd rather be tested by goddesses Resting their heads upon pillows Of all they have learned [Verse 2] I'm not to be forgottеn Trap your books when I walk in Magic talks, without talking I'll make the most bеfore the coffin Born to be desired, oh-oh Gotta learn, yeah, eyes are always on the next score But space isn't there to always be filled up It's the quiet, the downtime to breathe in my lungs [Chorus] 'Cause I'm mortal, oh-oh-oh Defected by this form, oh-oh-oh So I beg to be tested by goddesses Resting their heads upon pillows Of all they have learned [Outro] 'Cause I'm mortal Test me, I'm mortal And I beg to be tested by goddesses Resting their heads upon pillows of all they have learned 'Cause I'm mortal, oh-oh-oh, defected by this form, oh-oh-oh And I beg to be tested by goddesses Resting their heads upon pillows of all they have learned 'Cause I'm mortal, oh-oh-oh (Give me an A+ if I'm doing this thing right) Oh-oh-oh, defected by this form, oh-oh-oh And I'd rather be be tested by goddesses Resting their heads upon pillows of all they have learned

TEST ME IS THE BEST SONG OF THE EP

This is the best song in this song underated for sm reason but this is fantastic

i had no idea she was dropping a whole album.. omg IM LITERALLY CRYING, THE QUEEN HAS RETURNED (edit: my mistake.. an EP)

I think this song was the “circus” song everyone was talking about

The lyrics are really interesting. She’s sending a message there, through her art.

she sounds so angelic why singing this.

Lyrics: Ha, ha! Wooh! Hey God, I'll be the jester Entertain ya to the best of my ability When I suffer more, fragility, when I answer Pay me for a reason, oh-oh So stop complaining, I'll have our seasons, oh-oh It's not just a joke or a lesson to live through Every which way and second there's a breakthrough I'm mortal, oh-oh-oh Defected by this form, oh-oh-oh So I'd rather be tested by goddesses Resting their heads upon pillows Of all they have learned I'm not to be forgottеn Trap your books when I walk in Magic talks, without talking I'll make the most bеfore the coffin Born to be desired, oh-oh Gotta learn, yeah, eyes are always on the next score But space isn't there to always be filled up It's the quiet, the downtime to breathe in my lungs 'Cause I'm mortal, oh-oh-oh Defected by this form, oh-oh-oh So I beg to be tested by goddesses Resting their heads upon pillows Of all they have learned 'Cause I'm mortal Test me, I'm mortal And I beg to be tested by goddesses Resting their heads upon pillows of all they have learned 'Cause I'm mortal, oh-oh-oh, defected by this form, oh-oh-oh And I beg to be tested by goddesses Resting their heads upon pillows of all they have learned 'Cause I'm mortal, oh-oh-oh (Give me an A+ if I'm doing this thing right) Oh-oh-oh, defected by this form, oh-oh-oh And I'd rather be be tested by goddesses Resting their heads upon pillows of all they have learned

Isn't this song giving y'all a little Nurse's Office vibes?

•lyrics• Ha, ha Woo Hey God, I'll be the jester Entertain ya to the best of my ability When I suffer more, fragility, when I answer Came here for a reason, oh-oh So stop complaining, all have our seasons, oh-oh It's not just a joke or a lesson to live through Every which way in second, there's a breakthrough I'm mortal, oh-oh-oh Deflected by this form, oh-oh-oh So I'd rather be tested by goddesses Resting their heads upon pillows Of all they have learned I'm not to be forgotten Trap your books when I walk in Magic talks, without talking I'll make the most before the coffin Born to be desired, oh-oh Gotta learn, yeah, eyes are always on the next score But space isn't there to always be filled up It's the quiet, the downtime to breathe in my lungs 'Cause I'm mortal, oh-oh-oh Deflected by this form, oh-oh-oh So I beg to be tested by goddesses Resting their heads upon pillows Of all they have learned 'Cause I'm mortal, oh-oh-oh Test me, I'm mortal, oh-oh-oh And I beg to be tested by goddesses Resting their heads upon pillows of all they have learned 'Cause I'm mortal, oh-oh-oh, defected by this form, oh-oh-oh And I beg to be tested by goddesses Resting their heads upon pillows of all they have learned 'Cause I'm mortal, oh-oh-oh (Give me an A+ if I'm doing this thing right) Deflected by this form, oh-oh-oh And I'd rather be tested by goddesses Resting their heads upon pillows of all they have learned

Me: time for bed Melanie: *releases* oh no u don't

nurse office: who are you? test me: i’m you but in a different album

this song feels like its really personal to her im not sure when she wrote it but I think it was recent

Quick fact: in the movie, after Lilith helps crybaby escape from the nurses she says “you are immortal” edit: i know how the album is based on Melanie not Crybaby, please stop telling me i know😭

Dollhouse: Hey girl Test me: Hey god

Unpopular opinion: This is the best song of the album. Also, Melanie's voice is so amazing. There is not one song of hers that i have not listened to. I am such a big fan of her, been listening for a long time. I love every song of hers, and know every fact about her that has been put out there. I listen to her when I'm feeling sad or stressed. Her music really helps. Love you Melanie!

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Test me is song that talks about accepting the challenges of life as tests from the universe that build strength and wisdom. It is also about understanding that your experiences in life/school teach you more than the actual classes themself. Honestly love great artista like her who send out messages that we don’t often find in Pop music today❤️🥰😌

“I’ll make the most b4 the coffin “ SINGLE HANDED THE BEST SONG IN AFTER SCHOOL ALBUM URGGGHHH I SWEAR MEL NEVER DISAPPOINTS

Title song: Test me Me watching and listening to this secretly while doing my exam online: • o •

Nobody: Absolutely nobody: Me waiting for that one person with the lyrics: 👁👄👁

the "I'm mortal" to me sounds like the "I'm coughing, I'm bleeding..." line from 'nurses office' and the " test me" sounds like "give me their pink slip ....." line from 'nurse's office'

This is the one the best EP covers EVER in the world